If you’re a Lindsay Lohan fan, God knows why would one like this celebrity trash, and you’re interested how Lindsay’s holding on in prison, without Twitter or Facebook, I can give you Lindsay Lohan’s daily jail schedule:
5 a.m.: Lindsay’s in for a rude awakening! Every morning she will be roused from her sleep by a P.A. announcement before guards shout commands like “Line up for chow! Make your bed! Tuck your shirts in!”
6 a.m.: Time to eat! Lindsay will have 20 minutes to scarf down a quick breakfast like bread and butter or cereal with milk.
9:15 a.m.: The star can see her lawyers any day, starting in the morning.
10:30 a.m.: Lunch usually means something simple, like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a piece of fruit.
2:30 p.m.: During free time, if Lindsay wants some exercise or sun, she may get an hour outside — surrounded by cement walls and barbed wire, of course.
5:30 p.m.: Dinner time! No more pricey sushi for the actress. She can now look forward to dishes like spaghetti with meat sauce, followed by something sweet, like Jell-O, for dessert.
6:30 p.m.: She can visit with approved loved ones on Saturdays and Sundays only.
9 p.m.: Lights out!
Pretty good if you ask me, although i forgot to mention the time periods where she’s getting high, but that’s like most of the time anyway…
6 a.m.: Time to eat! Lindsay will have 20 minutes to scarf down a quick breakfast like bread and butter or cereal with milk.
9:15 a.m.: The star can see her lawyers any day, starting in the morning.
10:30 a.m.: Lunch usually means something simple, like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a piece of fruit.
2:30 p.m.: During free time, if Lindsay wants some exercise or sun, she may get an hour outside — surrounded by cement walls and barbed wire, of course.
5:30 p.m.: Dinner time! No more pricey sushi for the actress. She can now look forward to dishes like spaghetti with meat sauce, followed by something sweet, like Jell-O, for dessert.
6:30 p.m.: She can visit with approved loved ones on Saturdays and Sundays only.
9 p.m.: Lights out!
