Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan avoids jail time

Doesn’t she just look so smug?!  So instead of throwing her in jail where she belongs for violating her parole by failing not one, but two drug tests, she gets to spend more time in the Betty Ford clinic. She is there at least till January 3.  Lucky Bitch.

Hate the lips and the white face make-up…. I Miss Lindsay era 2008 before all the lip injections and drugs.

Lindsay Lohan goes to rehab for the fifth time

I really hope Lindsay can get the help she needs this time.  She is going to a rehab located in Orange County, I think her crazy ass mom should join her, at least Lindsay isnt in denial about  having a drug problem.  Wasn’t her mom Dina just on the Today show with Matt Lauer a few months ago claiming Lindsay was healthy and did not have a drug problem?!!!  DENIAL!!

Lindsay Lohan might go back to jail

It seems Lindsay Lohan didn’t learned her lesson since her jail experience as she might find herself forced to go back in the can sooner then she think. It seems a bench warrant was issued for Lindsay Lohan following reports that Lindsay failed a drug test – TMZ rumors about Lindsay failing two drug test actually: one for cocaine and one for methamphetamines!

Lindsay is supposed to show up in court this Friday at 8:30 AM, or she’ll get arrested, AP reports:

A judge on Monday issued an arrest warrant for Lindsay Lohan after the actress acknowledged failing a drug test. The 24-year-old actress could wind up back behind bars if she is found to have violated probation.

Superior Court Judge Elden Fox issued the bench warrant in Beverly Hills, but Lohan will remain free pending a Friday court hearing, according to officials from Los Angeles County Superior Court. A message left with Lohan’s attorney was not immediately returned.

Lindsay Lohan sexy black panties see-through

It’s nice to see that Lindsay Lohan hasn’t forgot her old habits as today she decided to show off her favorite pair of black panties. Thanks Lindsay!

Also Lindsay Lohan is trying to bring out the good old fashioned high socks look, and frankly i hope this catches on: what’s sexier then a girl with short dress and long socks? A stripper some might say, and i agree, but imagine all the gorgeous females wearing this!

That’s what fashion should be like!

Lindsay Lohan is not an addict, she’s just a great actress!

Just before Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to jail, Vanity Fair Magazine convinced Lindsay to give them an interview, about her troubled life, especially on the drugs use and commitment to acting stuff.

Strange enough but it seems Lindsay is not the junkie we thought she is, no way, she was just experiencing stuff, sniffing a few lines every night should not send her to jail. From Us Magazine:

On doing drugs: “I’ve never abused prescription drugs. I never have — never in my life. I have no desire to. That’s not who I am. I’ve admitted to the things that I’ve done — to, you know, dabbling in certain things and trying things ’cause I was young and curious and thought it was like, O.K., ’cause other people were doing it and other people put it in front of me. And I see what happened in my life because of it.”

On looking up to Britney: When she first moved to Los Angeles, she says tabloids were her main source of news and that was “really scary and sad … I would look up to those girls … the Britneys and whatever. And I would be like, I want to be like that.”

On acting: “I want my career back. I know that I’m a damn good actress, and it’s been my passion since I was a child, and I know that when I care about something, I put 100 percent and more into it.”

On going out to a club at night: “I want the respect that I had when I was doing great movies. And if that takes not going out to a club at night, then so be it. It’s not fun anyway. I don’t care. It’s the same thing every time.”

What a bunch of crap she’s serving us! I bet she was amazed with the things she said for Vanity Fair mag too! Stupid

Lindsay Lohan nips are back

Now that Lindsay Lohan is out of jail, she got back to her old habbits: not wearing bra while out on the streets is just one of them.

I was getting used to seeing Lindsay Lohan behind bars, whining about how cruel the world treats her and what a role model celebrity she actualy is.

Now i have to get used to Lindsay Lohan braless moments, getting drunk every night, exposing her privates every Saturday night and of course her best: doing heroin on naked chicks – this one i digg the most!

Kudos to you Lindsay Lohan for the shitty wonderful life you’re living!

Lindsay Lohan is getting out of jail this week! Oh no

Oh no as sad this may sound it is almost true: Lindsay Lohan is getting out of jail this week. Oh no! This has to be the worst news i read today, Radar Online reports:

“My prediction is that Lindsay will get out of rehab early, probably still be on some kind of prescription drugs, she’ll go right back to work and go back to hanging out with the same people and everything will once again fall apart. And this will only have been a band aid.”

Lindsay Lohan takes on Gaming Industry?

I have no idea why Lindsay Lohan is posing against a green wall but my first thought is that maybe Lindsay is thinking about taking on the gaming industry? I can only hope she will be in some sort of erotic/porno kind of game, if you remember LULA then you know what I am talking about. Besides the green wall you should also notice the huge cleavage she’s been putting on for the session… check her out!

Michael Lohan new GF looks a lot like Lindsay Lohan! Twisted

So this is supposed to be Michael Lohan’s new girlfriend, the sexy looking waitress Sonia Stickles, and she’s quite a match for this douche but there is something rather strange with this girl, the Lohan sisters seem to have noticed: she’s trying to copy Lindsay Lohan? Now that’s not very odd because there are a lot of freaks out there who consider Lindsay a good example to follow, what’s twisted is that Michael Lohan finds this very attractive: imagine this, he’s banging a waitress who looks like his daughter, and he’s happier then ever! Sicko. From the Chicago Sun Times

Lindsay and Dina couldn’t care less that Michael is now dating the 26-year-old Hamptons-based waitress, who claims to be a model and actress. “What creeps out both Lindsay and Dina is the fact that this girl is dressing and styling her hair to look like Lindsay — and Michael finds that appealing!” said a solid LiLo source Tuesday.

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Lindsay Lohan wants hair done before leaving jail

Now that Lindsay Lohan done some time behind bars, you might think she will have learned something about being normal and how to live her life with quiet dignity, but this is Lindsay Lohan we’re talking about, and the only thing she has on her mind now, is what haircut to adopt when she’s going to walk out of jail. Popeater reports:

“I am sure Lindsay will be sick of orange and jumpsuits and I definitely think ankle bracelets are out,” Phillip Bloch, celebrity stylist and author of ‘The Shopping Diet,’ tells me. “Knowing Lindsay I expect her to emerge in some skin tight jeans and some uber-trendy layered top. If I had the opportunity to dress her (Philip dressed Halle Berry when she accepted her Oscar) when she exits jail I would put her in a soft and flowy sundress a la Natalie Wood. It wouldn’t be bad to soften up her image at this point.”

“There is a small, dirty public bathroom in the reception area that she will be allowed to use briefly before she leaves,” an insider very familiar with Century Regional Correctional Facility tells me. “She will not be allowed to plug in a hairdryer and get a blow out and she can forget about using a flattening iron. There will be no full-length mirror and only if the corrections officers decide to be nice will they close the area to the public. Remember everyone who works at that jail hates the press. They don’t want to be bothered with all this nonsense and want to rid themselves of Lindsay as quickly as possible.”